Lipsticklover

Deer deer friends, The bitch is back. Jesus is coming, keep busy. Sounds familiar? Probs not, cuz I wrote it 6 years ago. If you did. kudos for you, your brain is filled with absolute and complete utter useless information. I must say I am jealous of my past boldness. I read pretty much all of my old posts and I absolutely love how reckless I was with punctuation and the unlawful use of capitals. BOOM. I realize that many of my posts involved men with beards, food, more beards, and ninja's. Did you see that Oxford comma right there? It's like magic. Nowadays I like to think. like philosophical. For example, why are macademia nuts so expensive? Why doesn't the package say where the nuts come from? Why did the first people to enter the Scandanavian land, think it was a good place to stay? Why does the society put so much pressure on the millenials? Why are clementines 90% of the time not delicious? It's like true torture. You know how tasty they can be. and ev...

Deer Deer Deer friends, Christmas is coming. look busy. I´ll let you in on a secret of mine or two. I really do not like christmas. when i tell people this they always respond with ´oh but you must like all the food dont you´.  first of all. i get seriously offended with you folks saying this. people associate me with food all the time. i really wonder why that is. second of all i get seriously offended by you not asking me why nor taking me seriously. i really dont like christmas. you wanna know why? no? well im gonna tell you anyway. because it's a religious thing. im not religious. (please tell the priest). religion is like a cult. once you're in, you'll never get out. trust me i tried. but besides all this. it's a stupid religious thingy because it uses all these rituals from the paganism. THIEFS.  there i said it. but what annoys me most of all; we're all talking about peace on earth and you have to be nice etc etc. F you people. we should always be talk...

AMBIT(CH)ION = the newest word to describe me. When I get to do something that I like. I get so darn ambitious; all-over-the-place-bossing-the-boss-around-kind of ambitious. oh well. at least i (re)found my passion: bossing around. It's a goddamn gift. --- CALVIN HARRIS - SWEET NOTHING jezus christ this music gives me so much strength. it's like a freakin religion. not like i need that. but yeah. besides strength it gives me a freakin headache and pain in my neck. cuz i just keep beatin my head to the beat  XD Im kinda thru (i write it like this not cuz im trying to be cool. but i dont know how to spell it) with the XD emoticon. it is ugly. F/ugly. it's just there being in your face. so from now on i vow to stop using XD. this is such a waste of space. I OBJECT. OVERRULED. alrighty. and yes i just did that. and i did it with pride cuz im livin on such sweet nothing!  ( catachism of formalities) I love Google. I wish i could marry Google. which would be really an...

My mother: Sal why are you acting so weird? Me: whaat? why? im just cleaning my room.. My mother: exactly. so again why are you acting so weird? * BA DUM TSSS* --- It is getting sooooo cold again. Which reminds me of the time when i was trying to write a  blog but couldnt because my fingers were frozen. good ol' times fo sho. Talking about times and goods; Im getting old. seriously. im almost turning 20. my parents finally no longer can say 'omg you really are just a teenager so what the hell do you know?! at least i have 40 years of real life experience'. RIGHT. and of course i will earn more money. (if i had a legal job that is.) (< which doesnt imply that i have an illegal job.) just sayin. But besides those two i really dont see any benefits of this whole not being a teenager anymore. i mean its not like i ever felt like one. i mean jeez. im such an adult. (if i dont tell myself this i cant take myself seriously, which is exactly what my parents do and i bl...

I just read my last post. i can be fucking hilarious AND (note the capitals) smart at the same time. i really wonder why i dont have a boyfriend. *makes wtf face* (my faces are an art.) speaking of. I would marry these men whilst (whilst probably should be while. but i dont care. DEAL with it.) not knowing them (in person) and or whilst they are complete d-bags. i really like to say d-bag. which is sort of funny because it reminds me of a tea bag. but i like tea bags and i dont like d-bags unless they are on my soon to follow list. sometimes i think about the privacy i have on the site. i dont. all this precious and most utterly important information really will be used against me one day. im so sure. but i was telling you about my list. the hot maybe, maybe not d-bag list i would marry within a sec (i accidently just wrote sex instead of sec) (this is the prove this is not just a typo our minds are corrupted and overloaded with sex. sex is everywhere. when you think about it its k...

I have a theory. men dont like Real Madrid.  they are just jealous of their hotness. i get that now. - thank god for them epiphanies. end of theory. time flies. like bananas. it used to be almost 2012. and now we are like almost halfway. LOL. i only just now saw that i wrote time flies. like bananas. which should have been fruit flies.  - thank god for them ambiguousness. There is this one thing. that annoys the heck out of me. it is people trying to be interesting in english while they do not know english AT ALL. -like me- but there are people far worse. or at least i like to believe so. dont say a word. but what annoys me the most is that those people are in luuuvv and trying to i do not know try to prove they are really in love by leaving poems on each others FB walls in inglisch. ( < annoying no?) READ AND LET LAUGHTER STRIKE UPON YOU: - I love you know - and lives we spend together - your my world  I could go on for ages like this. but i won...