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Ello ello peoples. today rocked. some quotes: *names have been changed in order to protect their privacy. especially mine. --- Leos*: What time is it? Sal: 2 2 2 --- Leos:* You know, Lora* is such a liar. Sal: Big time. -- Paul*:that shirt... Sal: is a big no-no. -- Sal: HOLY MOTHER F'ERS --- Leos*: She is so... Sal: Fugly. --- Leos*: Randy's* BF slept with Becca*... Sal (rappin'): How low can you go? Can ya bring it till tha floor? --- Leos*: Maritza* is so sad.. Sal: So beyond the valley of the sad. --- Leos*: So Timmy* was crying.. Sal: Big Boo-Hoo --- Leos*: MOFO! (mother f***er) --- Leos* acting like an idiot- Sal: MOFO-ALERT! --- Sis*: What is that triangle called? (math related) Sal: Oempa-Loempa. --- Vera*: Franc'* hair was like totally weird today.. Sal: Like Jay's* hair is all the time? --- Sal: I'm gonna call my dog 'Appelflap' (flapjack). Dad*: You always think about food don't you..? Sal: Big shocker there. --- Mom*: Sal, you want this

I've been to Roma. It was absolutely fab. really. Italian dudes ... :DDD really. I think my teen vogue subscription expired. what a pity. Going to bake another Herman today. (1 out of 3) I love Hermans. Yesterday I baked cracknels. If I may say so, they were really good. And the they before that I baked Spritcookies/shortbread. Very yummy too. And the day before that I made Summer-Tiramisu. And the day before that I baked a citrus cake. As you can see I've been very productive. All this because of 'Cake Boss', its like my favorite new tv show. Its about Carlos' Bakery, in NY and he makes the best Cakes every. I want to be a famous baker too. I'm feeling not funny. so this is going to be a not funny blog. I better just stop right now. ciao amigos