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Chicas, Chicos, La vida está loca. It is crushing me. People are crushing my dreams one by one. All nice people are actually just miserable. This is what I have taken so far from life. Life doesn't just give lemons. It drops fuckin coconuts out of the sky, just for the fun of it. *Letting go of all this negativity* *JK* Where would this blog be without negativity? That's right. not here. Living the life right now in Poland. What a country. I have never seen so many cranky people in one place. One would think I would feel right at home. Well, *life drops coconut*. I'm listening to some classic Eurovision songs. Gotta love it though. I always considered myself a bit of a hipster. But of the good kind you know. Saturday I went to a coffee place where they serve coffee in an Erlenmeyer. I was told it was a great place. Actually, it was deemed 'awesome'. First thing. the coffee had a lighter color than my usual Earl Grey tea. Question mark. Smell: nutty. ...

Deer deer friends, The bitch is back. Jesus is coming, keep busy. Sounds familiar? Probs not, cuz I wrote it 6 years ago. If you did. kudos for you, your brain is filled with absolute and complete utter useless information. I must say I am jealous of my past boldness. I read pretty much all of my old posts and I absolutely love how reckless I was with punctuation and the unlawful use of capitals. BOOM. I realize that many of my posts involved men with beards, food, more beards, and ninja's. Did you see that Oxford comma right there? It's like magic. Nowadays I like to think. like philosophical. For example, why are macademia nuts so expensive? Why doesn't the package say where the nuts come from? Why did the first people to enter the Scandanavian land, think it was a good place to stay? Why does the society put so much pressure on the millenials? Why are clementines 90% of the time not delicious? It's like true torture. You know how tasty they can be. and ev...

Deer Deer Deer friends, Christmas is coming. look busy. I´ll let you in on a secret of mine or two. I really do not like christmas. when i tell people this they always respond with ´oh but you must like all the food dont you´.  first of all. i get seriously offended with you folks saying this. people associate me with food all the time. i really wonder why that is. second of all i get seriously offended by you not asking me why nor taking me seriously. i really dont like christmas. you wanna know why? no? well im gonna tell you anyway. because it's a religious thing. im not religious. (please tell the priest). religion is like a cult. once you're in, you'll never get out. trust me i tried. but besides all this. it's a stupid religious thingy because it uses all these rituals from the paganism. THIEFS.  there i said it. but what annoys me most of all; we're all talking about peace on earth and you have to be nice etc etc. F you people. we should always be talk...

AMBIT(CH)ION = the newest word to describe me. When I get to do something that I like. I get so darn ambitious; all-over-the-place-bossing-the-boss-around-kind of ambitious. oh well. at least i (re)found my passion: bossing around. It's a goddamn gift. --- CALVIN HARRIS - SWEET NOTHING jezus christ this music gives me so much strength. it's like a freakin religion. not like i need that. but yeah. besides strength it gives me a freakin headache and pain in my neck. cuz i just keep beatin my head to the beat  XD Im kinda thru (i write it like this not cuz im trying to be cool. but i dont know how to spell it) with the XD emoticon. it is ugly. F/ugly. it's just there being in your face. so from now on i vow to stop using XD. this is such a waste of space. I OBJECT. OVERRULED. alrighty. and yes i just did that. and i did it with pride cuz im livin on such sweet nothing!  ( catachism of formalities) I love Google. I wish i could marry Google. which would be really an...

My mother: Sal why are you acting so weird? Me: whaat? why? im just cleaning my room.. My mother: exactly. so again why are you acting so weird? * BA DUM TSSS* --- It is getting sooooo cold again. Which reminds me of the time when i was trying to write a  blog but couldnt because my fingers were frozen. good ol' times fo sho. Talking about times and goods; Im getting old. seriously. im almost turning 20. my parents finally no longer can say 'omg you really are just a teenager so what the hell do you know?! at least i have 40 years of real life experience'. RIGHT. and of course i will earn more money. (if i had a legal job that is.) (< which doesnt imply that i have an illegal job.) just sayin. But besides those two i really dont see any benefits of this whole not being a teenager anymore. i mean its not like i ever felt like one. i mean jeez. im such an adult. (if i dont tell myself this i cant take myself seriously, which is exactly what my parents do and i bl...

I just read my last post. i can be fucking hilarious AND (note the capitals) smart at the same time. i really wonder why i dont have a boyfriend. *makes wtf face* (my faces are an art.) speaking of. I would marry these men whilst (whilst probably should be while. but i dont care. DEAL with it.) not knowing them (in person) and or whilst they are complete d-bags. i really like to say d-bag. which is sort of funny because it reminds me of a tea bag. but i like tea bags and i dont like d-bags unless they are on my soon to follow list. sometimes i think about the privacy i have on the site. i dont. all this precious and most utterly important information really will be used against me one day. im so sure. but i was telling you about my list. the hot maybe, maybe not d-bag list i would marry within a sec (i accidently just wrote sex instead of sec) (this is the prove this is not just a typo our minds are corrupted and overloaded with sex. sex is everywhere. when you think about it its k...

I have a theory. men dont like Real Madrid.  they are just jealous of their hotness. i get that now. - thank god for them epiphanies. end of theory. time flies. like bananas. it used to be almost 2012. and now we are like almost halfway. LOL. i only just now saw that i wrote time flies. like bananas. which should have been fruit flies.  - thank god for them ambiguousness. There is this one thing. that annoys the heck out of me. it is people trying to be interesting in english while they do not know english AT ALL. -like me- but there are people far worse. or at least i like to believe so. dont say a word. but what annoys me the most is that those people are in luuuvv and trying to i do not know try to prove they are really in love by leaving poems on each others FB walls in inglisch. ( < annoying no?) READ AND LET LAUGHTER STRIKE UPON YOU: - I love you know - and lives we spend together - your my world  I could go on for ages like this. but i won...

Since i got this great feedback on my last post. i am extremely motivated to write more about well basically me. (note the sarcasm). I went to so much trouble to come up with something worth reading, but thanks to Blogger and their lovely statistics I know I can count all the readers on one hand. there goes my self esteem as a blogger. thanks google. thank god they cant measure after how many sentences you folks stop reading. that would be seriously depressing.  after a whole week of almost no school i sort of have to read half a book and write 750 words about it only before tomorrow. piece of cake. note the sarcasm. note how i left out the brackets, im too lazy to look at my keyboard and look for the 9 and something. you better deal with it.  or not and leave my blog right now. if you do so you will never know what im going to write next. it is up to you... anywayzz. i have a problem. I'm studying Spanish. great. thing is im not doing so gr...

lovely to be back. after endless attempts at the password for the log in i finally remembered. NOTE TO SELF: stop making these horrificly unrememberable idiotic passwords. aaanywayz. Im back. and im here to stay. I must confess im finding this rather difficult. i've somehow lost that magic touch that usually made this so easy. confession: i really dig Xabi Alonso. JCF he's hot. unfortunately also very married. and could totally be my dad.(if he was precocious iykwita) and FYI iykwita stands for if you know what im talking about. i feel like confessing a bit more. maybe i should give Jezus another try. # sometimes in my spare time, well actually that's a lie since i dont really have spare time. and its not really sometimes. its like every now and then. oke you got me. regularly. all the time actually. i google 'gorgeous men' . its funny how i every time come to conclude that gorgeous is EXTREMELY and COMPLETELY subjective. Taylor Lautner. that's all im gonna ...

dingen die mij mateloos irriteren. #1; mezelf. #2 mensen die de hele tijd zeuren over wat hen nu eigenlijk irriteert. (zie #1) #3 dat mijn moeder waarschijnlijk grappig is dan ik ben. ( zie #1) (sexy doon bie unnu dooije, do werd hea niet werm of kaat van.) #4 dat ik altijd 'dan mij' zeg ipv 'dan ik' en dat ik me nu zelf dan maar aan moet leren om 'ben' erachter te zetten. (zie #1) #5 dat ik nu een opsomming aan het maken ben die iedere keer weer refereren naar #1 en dat ik nu dus eigenlijk moet stoppen met deze opsomming want het is een opsomming van reden voor #1 #6 dat ik deze morgen een killer betoog heb geschreven maar met enige zekerheid kan zeggen dat het niet geapprecieerd zal gaan worden. #7 dat ik dit in het NL doe. zit me niet lekker. #8 dat ik nu GS moet leren, aangezien ik pas bij 2.3 ben. #9 dat ik nu al weer weet dat ik Latijn moet gaan herkansen. #10 dat ik niet naar de originele clip van The calling - wherever you will go kan kijke...

ik heb het 'ziektes' hier helemaal hier mee gehad. ze zouden voor dit fenomeen een andere naam moeten bedenken zoals .. ach ja. this morning: we are re-doing/decorating/building etc the bathroom. my parents were gone to have the car checked. the doers/decorators/builders came and asked for the sketch of the new bathroom. uhh. i called my mom. she didnt answer. i called her 7 times again. i called the son of the guy who was going to check the car, if he could please call his dad and tell him to tell my parents to freakin call me back. so no sketch for now then i needed to go to school. damn my tires are flat. i took my moms bike. after a KM damn the front tire is flat as well. called my mom again. still didnt answer. called my grandma (who was at our place to keep an eye on the doers/decorators/builders) (yes the one and only. ) she told me to come back and take her bike. ok. KM back. grandma's bike. only thing she is like 1.50 so i felt like a friggin midget on the damn thi...

Aloha! The day before yesterday I cooked Bacalhau a bras.. yes the portuguese Bacalhau a bras. I never thought I could pull it of. but i did. my sister never likes anything i make. but damn she just couldnt stop eating my bacalhau. even my dad liked it. theres a dutch saying: what the farmer doesnt know he doesnt eat. well my dads the farmer. but he loved it so today he said to me: Selina what are you going to cook today? i was like ...... *jawdropping* .... haha so i looked online and found a great recipe on couscous with cinnamon. and my dad was like.. couscous.. i dont know about that.. if i dont like it you will make me something else. oke.. so i made the couscous and damn i did it again. it looked great, it tasted great my dad liked it. my sister tasted and i could tell she liked it too but because she was yelling before to me she would never eat couscous, and i couldnt cook and blabla. so she didnt admit she liked it. she just said hmm and laughed. and when she's laughing...

First puppy gone. of into the big world. to her new owner. sadness. bye bye Asha.

I was just looking at older post of mine. actually THE oldest. Its funny. my writing totally changed over time. I used to be funny... I don't like these sort of changes. Hahaha I just read the post about my dream with Sam and Dean Winchester. Which reminded me of a dream from two weeks ago: there were two dimensions. the one like we know it and another one. it was a bit like marioworld . but it was reigned by this old man whom reminded me of the pope. bit weird. but oke, my sister and I got there by accident i think. we were locked up by the pope. but with all that intelligence of me we escaped. i believe i said to this guard we both had to go to the restroom. dumdum believed us and let us out. we sneaked out through a window of the restroom because we demanded some privacy and so he had to wait outside. we ran and we ran like our life was depending on it. it kinda was cause the pope was a very gruesome man. of course the pope saw us and he sent a special guard after us. there were...

My parents lied. I'm not their child. My parents must have been ninjas, Im a ninja. Im sure. they way I kill vermin. Damn. Yesterday the women who raised me persisted on dining outside. It was cold, but she didn't care. Oke fine. I was a bit frustrated about something I can't remember. And when we were finished the table cloth was full of little dead flies. cause i killed them cause I was so frustrated, for you slow thinkers. Anywayz. need to study. No time. Change of plans, no Madrid this summer. Booked 4 luxurious weeks to Hotel Home. super. I aint ungrateful. jsyk. just ninja. I want to be the first nerdy ninja on the planet. why do i always talk about ninjas? Sometimes I just dont know. really. why do i keep on making monologues. that aint ninja at all thats just pathetic. I have exciting news. I date Google. so ninja. my brain is so empty. thats why i keep on talking crap. cut the crap Sal! cut the crap!!! i cant. I think im going for worst, most stupidious, not ninj...

I cant blog short. thats just not me. and i like to stay true to me. so here is a tiny longer version. I just had such a ninja moment. i just killed a bug out of no where with my hands. *clap* *ieuwh* *wow* *so ninja* Portugal has just been sent home. sob sob. I really don't understand. now I aint in the mood for bloggin anymore. so ciao amigos

today was a day full of hate. I hate. a lot. a hell of a lot. for this one time i will save you all my misery. and this will be one of the most useless blogs ever and probably one of my shortest. DEAL WITH IT

schools been pretty busy. too damn bad for you dudes. DEAL WITH IT. random quote of the day:'slutty is an understatement' had my dutch presentation today. I thought you could see my heart try to get out of my chest in the back of the class.but luckily it didnt. today I'm going to book a ticket to Madrid. yay. yet again an understatement. its time for a twitterwar. freakin bieberarmy is trending.I dont understand. another understatement. do me a favor: UNFOLLOW BIEBERARMY. START PLAYING RED DEAD REDEMPTION.f reakin awesome game.just because I love an understatement. YOU BETTER START DEALING WITH IT. gosh im so sneaky looking for tickets and tweeting and bloggin at once. in a room where we're not allowed to do thisin a room FULL of teachers. gosh im good. (I can hear you think: understatement) I know. DEAL WITH IT. I discovered this new thing.you can turn you XP theme into olive green. and its damn olive green.it looks so Italy. which reminds me. Italy went home yesterda...

Elloo~ I thought it was about time for another post. Rafa Nadal won. of course he did. And my aunt was here, and lets say she is sort of anti-Mediterranean. So we had a bit of a fight. I think she is anti-Mediterranean because she is rejected by one a long time ago. But of course she would never admit. Anyway he won ♥ Yesterday I saw Javier and he had a perfect strawberry. So this morning I decided to go and eat it, but when I arrived at Javier's the perfect strawberry was gone. I was so sad. (Btw Javier is my strawberry plant) My dog is about to give birth to 10 puppies, I feel so sorry for her. Today I heard the most gruesome birth stories, really, gruesome is an understatement. I'm pretty sure I'm going for foster care now. =) Yesterday I saw Prince of Persia. Amazing. Really enjoyed it. But maybe that had more to do with Jake Gyllenhaal. No but it was a really good film, far better than Clash of the Titans, actually there not even comparable; Clash of the Titans was an ...

Ello ello peoples. today rocked. some quotes: *names have been changed in order to protect their privacy. especially mine. --- Leos*: What time is it? Sal: 2 2 2 --- Leos:* You know, Lora* is such a liar. Sal: Big time. -- Paul*:that shirt... Sal: is a big no-no. -- Sal: HOLY MOTHER F'ERS --- Leos*: She is so... Sal: Fugly. --- Leos*: Randy's* BF slept with Becca*... Sal (rappin'): How low can you go? Can ya bring it till tha floor? --- Leos*: Maritza* is so sad.. Sal: So beyond the valley of the sad. --- Leos*: So Timmy* was crying.. Sal: Big Boo-Hoo --- Leos*: MOFO! (mother f***er) --- Leos* acting like an idiot- Sal: MOFO-ALERT! --- Sis*: What is that triangle called? (math related) Sal: Oempa-Loempa. --- Vera*: Franc'* hair was like totally weird today.. Sal: Like Jay's* hair is all the time? --- Sal: I'm gonna call my dog 'Appelflap' (flapjack). Dad*: You always think about food don't you..? Sal: Big shocker there. --- Mom*: Sal, you want this ...