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worst, most stupidious, not ninjacool, monologuing, crappiest blogpost ever

My parents lied.
I'm not their child.
My parents must have been ninjas,
Im a ninja. Im sure.
they way I kill vermin. Damn.
Yesterday the women who raised me persisted on dining outside. It was cold, but she didn't care.
Oke fine. I was a bit frustrated about something I can't remember. And when we were finished the table cloth was full of little dead flies.
cause i killed them cause I was so frustrated, for you slow thinkers.
Anywayz.
need to study. No time.
Change of plans, no Madrid this summer. Booked 4 luxurious weeks to Hotel Home.
super.

I aint ungrateful. jsyk.
just ninja.
I want to be the first nerdy ninja on the planet.
why do i always talk about ninjas?
Sometimes I just dont know.
really.
why do i keep on making monologues.
that aint ninja at all
thats just pathetic.

I have exciting news.
I date Google.
so ninja.

my brain is so empty. thats why i keep on talking crap.
cut the crap Sal!
cut the crap!!!
i cant.

I think im going for worst, most stupidious, not ninjacool, monologuing, crappiest blogpost ever.
i think i have just accomplished.
who;s with me?!
you better be.
im just gonna quit right here, before i even succeed in making myself a bigger idiot than i already just did.

DEAL WITH IT

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