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BIG TIME

Ello ello
peoples. today rocked.
some quotes:
*names have been changed in order to protect their privacy. especially mine.

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Leos*: What time is it?
Sal: 2 2 2
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Leos:* You know, Lora* is such a liar.
Sal: Big time.
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Paul*:that shirt...
Sal: is a big no-no.
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Sal: HOLY MOTHER F'ERS
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Leos*: She is so...
Sal: Fugly.
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Leos*: Randy's* BF slept with Becca*...
Sal (rappin'): How low can you go? Can ya bring it till tha floor?
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Leos*: Maritza* is so sad..
Sal: So beyond the valley of the sad.
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Leos*: So Timmy* was crying..
Sal: Big Boo-Hoo
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Leos*: MOFO! (mother f***er)
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Leos* acting like an idiot-
Sal: MOFO-ALERT!
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Sis*: What is that triangle called? (math related)
Sal: Oempa-Loempa.
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Vera*: Franc'* hair was like totally weird today..
Sal: Like Jay's* hair is all the time?
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Sal: I'm gonna call my dog 'Appelflap' (flapjack).
Dad*: You always think about food don't you..?
Sal: Big shocker there.
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Mom*: Sal, you want this cookie?
Sal: Unless you REALLY want it.
Mom*: I do.
Sal: Shit.
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Sal on the phone with Mom*: did you buy apples?
-my dog Felicia* walks in-
Sal to Felicia*: ohh Big momma. yes you are such a big mommaaa!
Mom*: talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening.
Sal: talk to my left cause you ain't right! btw I was talking to Felicia*
Mom*: ... right.
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Like I said. Great day.

Check out: Graffiti 6 - Stare into the sun
superb amazing.
Big time.

Besos

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  1. Anonymous23 June, 2010

    Good brief and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Thanks you as your information.

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  2. Sal25 July, 2010

    wow. im really glad it did.
    dont really see how this could have helped your assignment haha. but he!
    your welcome! :)

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