Lipsticklover

First puppy gone. of into the big world. to her new owner. sadness. bye bye Asha.

I was just looking at older post of mine. actually THE oldest. Its funny. my writing totally changed over time. I used to be funny... I don't like these sort of changes. Hahaha I just read the post about my dream with Sam and Dean Winchester. Which reminded me of a dream from two weeks ago: there were two dimensions. the one like we know it and another one. it was a bit like marioworld . but it was reigned by this old man whom reminded me of the pope. bit weird. but oke, my sister and I got there by accident i think. we were locked up by the pope. but with all that intelligence of me we escaped. i believe i said to this guard we both had to go to the restroom. dumdum believed us and let us out. we sneaked out through a window of the restroom because we demanded some privacy and so he had to wait outside. we ran and we ran like our life was depending on it. it kinda was cause the pope was a very gruesome man. of course the pope saw us and he sent a special guard after us. there were...

My parents lied. I'm not their child. My parents must have been ninjas, Im a ninja. Im sure. they way I kill vermin. Damn. Yesterday the women who raised me persisted on dining outside. It was cold, but she didn't care. Oke fine. I was a bit frustrated about something I can't remember. And when we were finished the table cloth was full of little dead flies. cause i killed them cause I was so frustrated, for you slow thinkers. Anywayz. need to study. No time. Change of plans, no Madrid this summer. Booked 4 luxurious weeks to Hotel Home. super. I aint ungrateful. jsyk. just ninja. I want to be the first nerdy ninja on the planet. why do i always talk about ninjas? Sometimes I just dont know. really. why do i keep on making monologues. that aint ninja at all thats just pathetic. I have exciting news. I date Google. so ninja. my brain is so empty. thats why i keep on talking crap. cut the crap Sal! cut the crap!!! i cant. I think im going for worst, most stupidious, not ninj...