Chicas, Chicos, La vida está loca. It is crushing me. People are crushing my dreams one by one. All nice people are actually just miserable. This is what I have taken so far from life. Life doesn't just give lemons. It drops fuckin coconuts out of the sky, just for the fun of it. *Letting go of all this negativity* *JK* Where would this blog be without negativity? That's right. not here. Living the life right now in Poland. What a country. I have never seen so many cranky people in one place. One would think I would feel right at home. Well, *life drops coconut*. I'm listening to some classic Eurovision songs. Gotta love it though. I always considered myself a bit of a hipster. But of the good kind you know. Saturday I went to a coffee place where they serve coffee in an Erlenmeyer. I was told it was a great place. Actually, it was deemed 'awesome'. First thing. the coffee had a lighter color than my usual Earl Grey tea. Question mark. Smell: nutty.
Deer deer friends, The bitch is back. Jesus is coming, keep busy. Sounds familiar? Probs not, cuz I wrote it 6 years ago. If you did. kudos for you, your brain is filled with absolute and complete utter useless information. I must say I am jealous of my past boldness. I read pretty much all of my old posts and I absolutely love how reckless I was with punctuation and the unlawful use of capitals. BOOM. I realize that many of my posts involved men with beards, food, more beards, and ninja's. Did you see that Oxford comma right there? It's like magic. Nowadays I like to think. like philosophical. For example, why are macademia nuts so expensive? Why doesn't the package say where the nuts come from? Why did the first people to enter the Scandanavian land, think it was a good place to stay? Why does the society put so much pressure on the millenials? Why are clementines 90% of the time not delicious? It's like true torture. You know how tasty they can be. and ev